Archive | March, 2013

If Your Spunk Is Junk: Tips That May Improve The Taste Of Your Semen

8 Mar


Have you been on the receiving end of a bad load of semen? You are not alone. Many people report that the taste of their partners ejaculate is often bad or even unpalatable. Fear not, you are not destined for terrible tasting love liquid.  While there are no scientific studies that have looked at improving the taste of semen, there is a lot of advice on things you can try to better your flavor. Everyone has their own particular taste. This taste can change over due to a variety of factors

Here are some things that can contribute to a lousy load

Sulfur containing veggies like broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, asparagus and Brussels sprouts

Extra spicy/garlicky food




Red Meat


Try to incorporate these things for a better blend

Fresh fruits like pineapple, melon, mango, papaya

Citrus fruits like lemons, limes, and oranges

Pineapple (the most often recommended trick)



Non-sulfur vegetables

And most importantly water! (flush out those toxins)

Think of this as a real life application of “you are what you eat.” Try out these suggestions and see what, if any, work for you.

Still stuck on the bad taste? Try positioning his penis at the back of your throat when he is climaxing so the ejaculate will avoid most your taste buds. Is that not an option for you either? Remember that swallowing is NOT a requirement for oral sex. Have your man give you the courtesy tap to let you know that he is about to climax so you can move your mouth away before he ejaculates. This way you can completely avoid tasting his brand, but keep stimulating him with your hand during the duration of his orgasm.

Still looking to have the tactile experience of ejaculate but not a fan of the taste? A new product on the market is the Masque Strip. Through years of research, they have developed a strip that dissolves on your tongue and will mask the taste of semen up to 15 minutes. It comes in fun flavors like chocolate, strawberry, watermelon, and mango.

There is no reason that oral sex cannot be enjoyable for both parties.

Happy fellating and remember that when it comes to sex, everything is OK here.